Where to begin…

I don’t even know where to begin today.  The Pen’s game 3 is on.  Somewhere.  I would imagine.  But not here.  Luckily for me, women’s collegiate bowling is on.  That is almost as good/important.  I hope you are picking up on my sarcasm, cause I’m laying it on pretty thick.  Really, I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of plus sized lesbians roll 160’s on national television.  That is much more important than PLAYOFF HOCKEY.  I’m done bitching about hockey not being on TV.  I’ve found (actually my friend of Glasses of Joe found) a place to watch it on the internet. http://www.channelsurfing.net/  Although the quality of video is remindful of when i used to try to watch the Spice channel when i was 13 years old, even though we didnt receive the Spice channel at the Martin house.  “Ooh i think i just saw a boob between the squiggly lines and snow!”  The puck is to online hockey as the boob is to blocked porno stations at your mom’s house.  But, much like the Spice channel many years ago, it is better than nothing.

On to Penn State Football. 

I’m sure most of you have heard by now that our star linebacker, Sean Lee, has severely injured his knee during spring practice and will (most likely) be out for the year.  Things just keep getting worse and worse in Happy Valley.  Between the injuries, the arrests, the suspensions, and the players that we lose due to uncertainty surrounding the coaching situation, we should have enough players left over to field an IM basketball team.  I am always overly, and most of the time unreasonably, optimistic this time of year about Penn State football.  I predict national championship every year and wait for someone (cough, jay paterno, cough) to prove otherwise to me.  But this year feels different.  I want to be excited about the upcoming season, but I just can’t bring myself to do it again.  I’ve been dissapointed to many times.  This time, they are going to have to prove themselves to ME! 

I still think that we can have a solid season.  But things need to change.  Our playcalling needs to improve.  We need to use the middle of the field ( Quarrless, stop getting arrested!).  We need to be more aggressive on defense and trust our tallent!  Our offensive line needs to play like an offensive line returning 5 starters.  All of these things can happen, and we can have a good year, but until they show me that they have made some changes, I’m going to be a Debbie Downer for the rest of the spring.



2 Responses to “Where to begin…”

  1. http://runupthescore.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/stall-purge-promote/

    this should clear up why our playcalling sucks. you would too if you had jay and joe overuling your plays.

  2. If you get to be debbie downer, just call me ‘down on debbie.’ P.S. The sixers got fucking robbed. Congrats to lebron for having d stern on his nuts, wouldn’t want the cavs to miss out on home court in the playoffs.

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