The Great Mustache Experiment…

I appologize for my absense the past week or so, but I have a good excuse. 

As you all know, I was rocking a wicked playoff weird-beard for the Penguins playoff run.  Unfortunately, that playoff run ended last week, and with it, my playoff beard ended as well.  I can’t say that I was sad to see it go.  It was so long and itchy and unkempt.  My face looked like a 1979 female porn star’s crotch.  This being said, I needed something to show for my many weeks of hard work and dedication.  The solution?  A mustache.  I decided to turn that 1979 female porn star’s crotch into a 1979 male pornstar’s face.  The result?  Total and complete awesomeness.  If you haven’t yet experienced life with a mustache, I highly suggest that you try it.  It makes you look much older and much sleazier. 

Naturally, my mustache was an instant hit with my peers at work.   All of the guys at work urged me to keep my mustache, most of the ladies asked me to shave it.  Understandable.  It would be difficult to get any work done if you are day dreaming about what it would be like to make love to a man with a mustache. 

I was going to make a list of the great men in history who rocked a ‘stashe, but that list would be much too long, so I decided to make a list of bad people in history who did not have a mustache.

1.  David Berkowitz (serial killer)

2.  Benito Mussilini (facist leader)

3. Kim Jong-Il (North Korean leader)

4.  Pontius Pilatus (killed Jesus)

5.  Megatron (leader of the Decepticons)


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